Poem and Drawing: Blubberman - January 11th, 2012

Blubberman,

eats as much as he can -

Out of a washboard tub,

with a pitchfork.

Blubberman,

get as fat as you can -

Until your eyes bulge out,

of your head.

Blubberman,

get as fat as you can -

Until your feet swell up,

into Christmas hams.

Blubberman,

get as fat as you can -

Until your fingers expand,

into plumpy brats.

Kraut and Mustard, Please!