Poem: Mormon drinking poem

Hey,
Dad!
Hello,
Children!
It's been
a long day!
My one 
and only -
Please
and thank you:
I'll take a
shot
of Doctor Pepper
with a
A&W Root Beer
chaser.
To drown
my sorrows
away,
at the
"Honey,
I'm home"
kitchen bar.
Sweetie,
I'm a big
tipper -
Unlimited
foot rubs
and back
massages.