Poem: The Names Have Been Changed to Protect the Innocent

The names
have been changed
to protect the innocent:
A good friend
once told me,
let's call her
Daisy,
"Don't say
Heck,
if you mean 
Hoboken."
"Don't say
Darn,
if you mean
Detroit."
"Don't say
Shoot,
if you mean
Salt Lake City."
"Don't say
Fudge,
Phooey
or Freakin',
if you mean
Fresno,
Fargo
or Fort Collins.
Don't say
Jeez,
if you mean
Jackson Hole."