Poem: I'm having a bad day

My bodies sore,
my head aches,
my eyes are puffy,
my nose is stuffy
and there's 
a tickle in my throat.
There's a spasm
in my neck;
There's a knot
in my back.
There's a splinter
on my right thumb;
I stubbed
my left big toe.
There's a boil
on my bum,
a blister
on my palm,
a goose egg
on my head,
I've got
a broken rib...